apakah akhir-akhir ini anda sering pulang gasik dan gag punya kerjaan di rumah? pingin jalan-jalan ke mal tapi duit di kantong sumpah mepet tambah banget? di tambah bau agak menyesakkan dada mulai tercium dari ***** anda? semua penderitaan itu masi ditambah dengan lagu keroncong yang terdengar dari perut??
tahu kah anda?? saya punya solusinya loh!!
hebat kan?! yha!! tentu saja!! saya ken memang hebat..
mau tahu solusinya?? sebentar yha!! saya b**** dulu.. (10 menit kemudian)
AH LEGHA~!!
Ini dia solusinya.. (TADAA..!!)
teruskan saja niat anda ke mal.. tapi ingat!! sebelum jalan-jalan ga jelas arah, lebih baik anda pergi dulu ke SUPERMAKET..
"apa?? supermarket??" tanya nona.
"iya!! tentu saja!!" jawab sang pelayan..
dengan pergi ke sana, anda bisa mendapatkan semua yang anda butuhkan buat mejenk jenk jenk jenk!! mau bukti? saya punya buktinya.. mau tahu?? nih...::
1. jika mule tercium bau yang agak menyesakkan dada, anda bisa pergi ke counter parfume dan deodorant. semprot atau oleskan ke tempat yang bermasalah. namun sebelumnya anda harus berpura-pura ingin membeli si parfum ato deodorant karena jika ketahuan anda ingin memperbaiki bau dengan gratis, mungkin mbak spg bisa menghajar anda.. dengan bau yang baru, anda siap untuk mejenk!!
2. jika perut mulai menyanyikan lagu keroncong sedangkan uang anda amat sangat super duper mepet yang itu aja buat ongkos pulang gag nyisa, mungkin ke supermarket adalah salah satu solusi yang tepat untuk mengatasi masalah anda. pergilah ke counter makanan. usahakan terlihat bahwa anda ingin membeli sesuatu bukan ingin mencari sesuatu. jika anda beruntung , mungkin anda akan menemukan mbak2 spg yang sedang menawarkan makanan gratis. makanlah sepuas-puasnya. yay!! yang penting jangan membuat si mbak spg curiga. atau jika anda seorang vegetarian, lebih baik pergi ke bagian buah-buahan, dan makan sepuas-puasnya
SELESAI!!
tipsku keren banget kan?!
gila tu! yang bikin genius abis lah!
wkwkwkwk..
Senin, 25 Januari 2010
Minggu, 24 Januari 2010
AKHIRNYA!!! single baru HSJ!!
akhirnya penantian panjangku berakhir sudah..
penantian panjang seorang pens.. akhirnya!! finally!!
apa kah itu? penasarankan??
*sebenernya kgak bakal penarasan kalo uda baca judulnya*
silahkan baca berita yang telah saya baca..
Hey!Say!JUMP's new single "Hitomi no Screen /瞳のスクリーン" will release on February 24th.
The topic song is used as the theme song of the drama "Hidarime Tantei/左目探偵EYE" starred by Yamada Ryosuke and sang by 10 members in a cool and stylish way. Hey!Say!7's Lotte commercial song "Kagayaki Days/輝きデイズ" is also included in the album.
Both limited edition and normal edition are released. The former one includes a DVD of video clip of "Hitomi no Screen /瞳のスクリーン" and making.
In the normal version, there is a song "Romeo&Juliet" included which is not in the limited edition and other three Karaoke tracks.
In addition, the drama "Hidarime Tantei/左目探偵EYE" starred by Yamada Ryosuke will start to air from today, Jan.23rd, in Japan!
He looks more mature this time. And it would be interesting to see he confronting with his "brother" in the drama which is played by KANJANI∞'s Yokoyama Yu.
itu.. itu.. yea! hey say jump bkal rilis single baru.. ya ampun.. sayo seneng banged.. huahahaha..
abisnya kemaren taun 2009 kgak ada kabar sama sekali tu grup.. hehe..
bakal beli kgak ya?? tamtu sajo kalo ada duit jatuh dari langit, bakal tak beli tu single.. tapi kayaknya mau tak pake buat beli dorama dulu..
ja ne..
yang jelas saya mau siap2 buat uan dulu.. doain ya!!! =_=v
penantian panjang seorang pens.. akhirnya!! finally!!
apa kah itu? penasarankan??
*sebenernya kgak bakal penarasan kalo uda baca judulnya*
silahkan baca berita yang telah saya baca..
Hey!Say!JUMP's new single "Hitomi no Screen /瞳のスクリーン" will release on February 24th.
The topic song is used as the theme song of the drama "Hidarime Tantei/左目探偵EYE" starred by Yamada Ryosuke and sang by 10 members in a cool and stylish way. Hey!Say!7's Lotte commercial song "Kagayaki Days/輝きデイズ" is also included in the album.
Both limited edition and normal edition are released. The former one includes a DVD of video clip of "Hitomi no Screen /瞳のスクリーン" and making.
In the normal version, there is a song "Romeo&Juliet" included which is not in the limited edition and other three Karaoke tracks.
In addition, the drama "Hidarime Tantei/左目探偵EYE" starred by Yamada Ryosuke will start to air from today, Jan.23rd, in Japan!
He looks more mature this time. And it would be interesting to see he confronting with his "brother" in the drama which is played by KANJANI∞'s Yokoyama Yu.
itu.. itu.. yea! hey say jump bkal rilis single baru.. ya ampun.. sayo seneng banged.. huahahaha..
abisnya kemaren taun 2009 kgak ada kabar sama sekali tu grup.. hehe..
bakal beli kgak ya?? tamtu sajo kalo ada duit jatuh dari langit, bakal tak beli tu single.. tapi kayaknya mau tak pake buat beli dorama dulu..
ja ne..
yang jelas saya mau siap2 buat uan dulu.. doain ya!!! =_=v
yui~ GLORIA
nb: telad posting nya ya? uda rilis 20 januari maren
baru semped mosting sekarang.. PARAH.. ==a
baru semped mosting sekarang.. PARAH.. ==a
Romaji
ah ah ah ah ah
Miwaku no tobira jyuurai no tenbou datte
yuragisou ni naru seishun jidai de
jinsei ga kawaru koishitai no ni
okubyou ni naru mondai yamadzuminan da
kotae wo michibiku tame ni ha This feeling
kirisuterarenai All night long
Yume janaiyai yai yai yai yai?
te ga todokisou na GLORIA
tama ni mienakunatte
Cry yai yai yai yai yai?
chikamichi wo sagashite mo onaji ne
mata mayotte shimau desho
ah ah ah ah ah
seikousha no koe takadaka ni
kataru EPISOODO taningoto mitai
ima no watashi chiisana heya de
kangaeteiru kuusou no mirai ni
toikakete miru keredo That feeling
IMEEJI dekinai no ga All night long
Maketenai yai yai yai yai?
Kagayaku saki ni GLORIA
chikadzuiteru hazu sa
Cry yai yai yai yai yai?
Mou dare no sei ni mo shinai yo
zenbu dakishimeteiku
Muchuu ni narena kya uso ne
uh uh uh sakura ga saku koro ni kitto
uh uh uh atarashii jibun ni deaeru no
yume janai hazu yo mukuwareru to shinjiteru
hontou ha kowaii kedo
Cry yai yai yai yai yai?
kuyashii kimochi ga aru kara Get Glory days*
Maketenai yai yai yai yai?
kagayaku saki ni GLORIA
chikadzuiteru hazu sa
Cry yai yai yai yai yai?
nemurenai yoru ni hitori
hiza wo kakaekonde mo
baby naiteru jikan ha nai
ah ah ah ah ah
English Translation
ah ah ah ah ah
The door to fascination? Even your view of your future
Tries to change, because of your youth
Your life changes, you want a girlfriend/boyfriend
But you become a coward, it's like a mountain full of challenges
In order to find the answer,
I can't throw away this feeling, all night long
Isn't it your dream?
Just a bit more, and you feel you can reach it
Sometimes I can't see it anymore
Cry?
It's the same even if you look for a shortcut
You'll just get lost again
ah ah ah ah ah
All the successful people, they boast
about their experiences, but they sound like they're talking about others
And here I am, in this small room
Thinking, Dreaming of my future
I ask myself, but
I can't imagine that feeling, all night long
Aren't you losing?
GLORIA just past that bright future
You sure are getting closer
Cry?
I won't blame others anymore
I'll take it all myself
If you can't forget about youself and do this frantically, it's all a lie
uh uh uh When sakura starts blooming
uh uh uh I'll probably be able to find my new self
It's not a dream, you believe that you can do this
Although I'm scared inside
Cry?
You feel vexed, so Get glory days
Aren't you losing?
GLORIA in front of the bright future
You sure are getting closer
Cry?
Alone during sleepless nights
Even when you wrap your arms around your knees
baby theres no time to cry
ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah
Miwaku no tobira jyuurai no tenbou datte
yuragisou ni naru seishun jidai de
jinsei ga kawaru koishitai no ni
okubyou ni naru mondai yamadzuminan da
kotae wo michibiku tame ni ha This feeling
kirisuterarenai All night long
Yume janaiyai yai yai yai yai?
te ga todokisou na GLORIA
tama ni mienakunatte
Cry yai yai yai yai yai?
chikamichi wo sagashite mo onaji ne
mata mayotte shimau desho
ah ah ah ah ah
seikousha no koe takadaka ni
kataru EPISOODO taningoto mitai
ima no watashi chiisana heya de
kangaeteiru kuusou no mirai ni
toikakete miru keredo That feeling
IMEEJI dekinai no ga All night long
Maketenai yai yai yai yai?
Kagayaku saki ni GLORIA
chikadzuiteru hazu sa
Cry yai yai yai yai yai?
Mou dare no sei ni mo shinai yo
zenbu dakishimeteiku
Muchuu ni narena kya uso ne
uh uh uh sakura ga saku koro ni kitto
uh uh uh atarashii jibun ni deaeru no
yume janai hazu yo mukuwareru to shinjiteru
hontou ha kowaii kedo
Cry yai yai yai yai yai?
kuyashii kimochi ga aru kara Get Glory days*
Maketenai yai yai yai yai?
kagayaku saki ni GLORIA
chikadzuiteru hazu sa
Cry yai yai yai yai yai?
nemurenai yoru ni hitori
hiza wo kakaekonde mo
baby naiteru jikan ha nai
ah ah ah ah ah
English Translation
ah ah ah ah ah
The door to fascination? Even your view of your future
Tries to change, because of your youth
Your life changes, you want a girlfriend/boyfriend
But you become a coward, it's like a mountain full of challenges
In order to find the answer,
I can't throw away this feeling, all night long
Isn't it your dream?
Just a bit more, and you feel you can reach it
Sometimes I can't see it anymore
Cry?
It's the same even if you look for a shortcut
You'll just get lost again
ah ah ah ah ah
All the successful people, they boast
about their experiences, but they sound like they're talking about others
And here I am, in this small room
Thinking, Dreaming of my future
I ask myself, but
I can't imagine that feeling, all night long
Aren't you losing?
GLORIA just past that bright future
You sure are getting closer
Cry?
I won't blame others anymore
I'll take it all myself
If you can't forget about youself and do this frantically, it's all a lie
uh uh uh When sakura starts blooming
uh uh uh I'll probably be able to find my new self
It's not a dream, you believe that you can do this
Although I'm scared inside
Cry?
You feel vexed, so Get glory days
Aren't you losing?
GLORIA in front of the bright future
You sure are getting closer
Cry?
Alone during sleepless nights
Even when you wrap your arms around your knees
baby theres no time to cry
ah ah ah ah ah
Senin, 04 Januari 2010
postingan 2010 -- mule hiatus
postingan pertama di tahun 2010 loh..
hehe.. senangnya~!
eh sekarang bulan apa? januari yeeh?
ARGHH!! tiba-tiba saya teringat akan mimpi buruk itu..
apa jal?? iyo! ntu uan namanya.. HUWAA~!
sebenernya ga bakal se-menakutkan itu kalo sayo ga keterima di kelas a****(untuk keamanan bangsa dan negara, ntu progam sayo sensor) tapi karena udah keterima ya udah sayo jalani saja hidup ini.. hmm.. menakutkan ntu karena 3 bulan lagi uan.. dan sayo belon siap.. huwaa!! mana waktu liburan ntu ga masuk pula.. padahal anak sma lainnya kan pada masuk.. apa sih yang dipikirkan para guru itu.. ga takut ya??
humm.. untuk mensukseskan diri sendiri dan orang lain,, sayo berniat menjalankan program2 yang dapat menolong diri dari ketakutan tidak lulus.. HUWAA!!
1. ngurangi internetan yang ga penting>> SULIDD!! tapi saya bakal berusaha..
2. ngurangi mampir gramed>> SULIDD tapi bakal saya coba..
itulah beberapa hal yang saya prioritaskan di masa 3 bulan pertama tahun 2010..
jadi untuk sementara saya bakal jarang posting blog.. *kayak ada yang mampir aja*
doakan saya yaa!! ah.. cuaca semakin panas.. pemanasan blogal ini..
hehe.. senangnya~!
eh sekarang bulan apa? januari yeeh?
ARGHH!! tiba-tiba saya teringat akan mimpi buruk itu..
apa jal?? iyo! ntu uan namanya.. HUWAA~!
sebenernya ga bakal se-menakutkan itu kalo sayo ga keterima di kelas a****(untuk keamanan bangsa dan negara, ntu progam sayo sensor) tapi karena udah keterima ya udah sayo jalani saja hidup ini.. hmm.. menakutkan ntu karena 3 bulan lagi uan.. dan sayo belon siap.. huwaa!! mana waktu liburan ntu ga masuk pula.. padahal anak sma lainnya kan pada masuk.. apa sih yang dipikirkan para guru itu.. ga takut ya??
humm.. untuk mensukseskan diri sendiri dan orang lain,, sayo berniat menjalankan program2 yang dapat menolong diri dari ketakutan tidak lulus.. HUWAA!!
1. ngurangi internetan yang ga penting>> SULIDD!! tapi saya bakal berusaha..
2. ngurangi mampir gramed>> SULIDD tapi bakal saya coba..
itulah beberapa hal yang saya prioritaskan di masa 3 bulan pertama tahun 2010..
jadi untuk sementara saya bakal jarang posting blog.. *kayak ada yang mampir aja*
doakan saya yaa!! ah.. cuaca semakin panas.. pemanasan blogal ini..
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